Having one or more socks on your person while also not being worn in any way, holds no value. Having no socks on while performing or saying something homosexual, will always hold the status of gay. Having one sock on or socks that are located beyond the feet regardless of amount are considered ambiguous and is the responsibility of the wearer to determine if it was 'gay', 'partially gay', 'half gay', or 'not gay'. Having two socks on is undeniably 'not gay'. When an action or event is challenged, and if the individual partaking in the event or action only has one sock on, the individual in question has the right to determine the effectiveness of their sock using the chart below. A third part is allowed to ask if socks where worn if 'socks on' status is not given. This is done to determine the orientation(level of gay) of said event.
When someone challenges if individual is committing an act that is gay, the individual in question must quickly claim whether or not they have 'socks on' or not. This rule applies to past, present, and future events that socks are worn at the time of. When you have 'socks on' your feet any homosexual actions or statements being made holds a status of being undeniably 'not gay'.
